Leather jacket

 

i would have to say a poster of the boy band menudo from my mom i guess she thought i was into those sissys

 

I got a set of Venus razors (women's razors) from my grandma a few years ago. When I asked her why she got me women's razors she said, "because they were on sale. I wasn't going to pay no $25 for no razors!!"

 

Marvin the Martian doll with suction cup feet that you stick in the back windshield of a car....

 

A oatmeal bowl that changed color in the microwave. Yeah it sucked.

I once had an aunt ask me to look through a couple coupons and see if I liked any of it for Christmas gift.

 

I brought a $ 30.00 gift to a party and I received a rubberband gun! WTH!

 

I got a bunch of 9mm ammo once. I don't and probably never will own a 9mm gun.

 

As a kid - clothes!

 

ive never understood why people buy clothes for kid. This is my first christmast to have 2 nephews. I asked my woman what we should get them and she said their mom said they needed clothes.. No way im going to buy them clothes. Gonna get them some remote control cars or something they will be excited to open

 

when my mother in law handed me a present and announced she was moving in..

 

I think you win!:rotfl::rotfl:

 

A box of pears

 

A Houston Texans shirt and hat....

 

Seriously, my aunt gave me soap on a rope when I was a kid. All the other kids in the family got something cool from her. She always said I was her favorite too??

 

When I was around 17 or 18 Old Spice............

 

An erector set!
Talk about deflating your ego

GED:rotfl::rotfl:

 

a travel type guide for the clear lake area with expired coupons!!!

 

When I was 16, my Aunt gave me a turtle puzzle. It looked like the pic below, except mine had 6 pcs, lol. hwell:

The whole night she kept saying..."What's wrong Jeff? You don't like your puzzle? Your not playing with it?". I was like, uhhh, ya, it's great, I'll work on it when I have more time. :headknock

 

That has to be a joke! 16 years old and you get a turtle puzzle? You are making my Venus razors (see page 1) look like a steal right now!

 

got a sack full of my Aunt's old magazines

 

This is funny but not really.

My aunt, moms sister, was born with what doctors today would probably call global development problems due to a lack of air at child birth, she is mentally retarded. Anyway the doctors said she wouldn't live past 9 years old and has lived in state institutions and group homes for the better part of her life, I think she turns 50 this year and takes regular trips on cruises and goes to Vegas through money she earns at a job that is set up for her.

So I think I was 15 or 16 at the time and she sent me a toddler toy for Christmas. It was a miniature looking computer with a few buttons on it and screen moved. Anyway went I first got it I asked my mom about it and she said oh don't worry they probably put your gift in the box, not.

 

I have 2 that might qualify as the worst - you decide...

1. A banana, apple, and orange in a brown sandwich bag from my aunt. She gave one of my cousin's a 25ft seine and the other a red-ryder bb gun 2 minutes later (***?)...

2. Since I was about 8yrs old until about 12 I always wanted a remote controlled car (the $20 from wally world (K-mart or TG&Y in my day), not one of the big time ones like on the RC forum here...I finally got it from my mom - when I was 35 (***?). Still luv ya mom!


T-BONE

 

All I know that as the only grand daughter my sister used to make out like a bandit come the holidays and when my cousin came along 11 years after the fact she got cut off cold turkey. It was actually kind of funny to watch.

 

a shower curtain.

 

a fruit cake from the Collin Street Bakery. Also, a reloading book without a reloader.:headknock

 

Ah, the proverbial fruitcake. I was wondering how long it would take somebody to fess up to getting one of those jewels, :cop:.
And a reloader book with no reloader? ***? :spineyes:

 

When I was a kid underwear and socks were a given for Christmas. We always got some other gifts, but I always dreaded the inevitable package with the underwear. Looking back on it and considering how little we had, it probably was a better gift than I thought......

 

When I was a kid underwear and socks were a given for Christmas. We always got some other gifts, but I always dreaded the inevitable package with the underwear. Looking back on it and considering how little we had, it probably was a better gift than I thought......

I got this a lot too, so when I went to college I asked for 30 identical pairs of sox for Christmas every year, one for every day of the month- I hate matching sox when doing laundry - so I throw away the whole years worth every year and never have to worry about wearing sox that don't match!!

It worked one year - and every year since then I get about 10 pairs of sox that don't match!

 

A brick....No really.I recieved it from my mom who did it just because she thought I didn't have enough presents under the tree. I was in 4th grade, and it has scarred me to this day. sad3sm


LOL

 

I get clothes because kids are growing so quick, well I did.

But the clothes have to be "cool" to the kids, no dress shirts and stuff like that.

Now I'm always down with getting a Columbia shirt or some fishing pants for Christmas.