ponderisms

[brickbat]

• Why do peanuts float in a regular coke and sink in a diet coke. Go ahead and try it.....
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• I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
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• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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• Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?
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• Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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• What disease did cured ham actually have?
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• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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• Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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• Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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• Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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• Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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• Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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• Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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• If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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• Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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• Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride,
• he sticks his head out the window?
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• HOW DID THE MAN WHO MADE THE FIRST CLOCK, KNOW WHAT TIME IT WAS?

[WildThings]

Ahhhh yes

[Ronnie Redwing]

Things that make you go HMMM