Set up on a sidewalk, a young girls was selling puppies she had in a cardboard box. A couple walked buy and asked how much and what kind of puppies they were. The little girl said "they're democrat puppies". The couple talked with each other and decide "not today"
A few days later the couple came back by, asking the little girl "do you still have any of those democrat puppies?" We would like one.
"No" the girl replied", still having puppies in the box. "They are republican puppies now, they have their eyes open.!"