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|12-16-2018, 10:47 AM||#1|
Join Date: Aug 30 2005
Location: Clear Lake
Posts: 8,513Rep Power: 21489019
Building a snowman...
Thought you might get a chuckle out of this...
It Snowed Last Night..
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.
8:37 - Accused of using black face on the snowman...snowpersons.
8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.
10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes. Lol
From: Noel Peet
|12-17-2018, 08:54 PM||#3|
Join Date: Aug 12 2005
Location: katy but now Celina, Tx
Posts: 570Rep Power: 12461601
That's certainly the way its going these days. PC needs to get back to the 50's and all get along.
|12-20-2018, 07:52 AM||#4|
Join Date: Aug 04 2005
Location: NW Houston/Oak Island/Zavalla
Posts: 300Rep Power: 1258338
That was hilarious but sadly thats where our society is going.
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