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10-03-2018, 08:57 AM
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Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident?
An ambulance backed up suddenly. How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck! |
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10-03-2018, 02:13 PM
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PETA & LIBS let Obama eat dogs.
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What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish. |
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10-04-2018, 12:41 PM
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What does a lawyer use for birth control?
His personality. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
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10-04-2018, 07:33 PM
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How are lawyers like sperm?
Only 1 in ten thousand turn out to be human beings. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
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10-06-2018, 07:33 AM
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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10-09-2018, 04:59 PM
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Chester and Sally go to heaven. They meet Peter at the gate and ask if they can get married before entering. Peter says, I don't see why not. Chester asks if it doesn't work out can we get a divorce up here? Peter says that is a good question. Let me check. Peter enters through the gate and leaves Chester and Sally outside. After about a long hour Peter returns and say, "I don't think so, I couldn't find a lawyer up here."
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10-11-2018, 04:08 AM
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Cool topic!)It helps a lot when you come home from work and you want to get distracted!
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10-11-2018, 10:55 AM
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Pretty sure I got this from someone on here, but -
If there was a disease that only effected lawyers. I would donate money to the people working on not finding a cure |
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11-21-2018, 05:18 PM
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How does a lawyer sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other ... . |
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11-21-2018, 05:20 PM
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How many lawyer jokes are there?
Only three ... the rest are true . |
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