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Old 10-03-2018, 08:57 AM   #11
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Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident?
An ambulance backed up suddenly.



How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
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Old 10-03-2018, 02:13 PM   #12
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What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
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Old 10-04-2018, 12:41 PM   #13
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What does a lawyer use for birth control?


His personality.


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Old 10-04-2018, 07:33 PM   #14
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How are lawyers like sperm?


Only 1 in ten thousand turn out to be human beings.


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Old 10-06-2018, 07:33 AM   #15
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Chester and Sally go to heaven. They meet Peter at the gate and ask if they can get married before entering. Peter says, I don't see why not. Chester asks if it doesn't work out can we get a divorce up here? Peter says that is a good question. Let me check. Peter enters through the gate and leaves Chester and Sally outside. After about a long hour Peter returns and say, "I don't think so, I couldn't find a lawyer up here."
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Cool topic!)It helps a lot when you come home from work and you want to get distracted!
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Pretty sure I got this from someone on here, but -

If there was a disease that only effected lawyers.

I would donate money to the people working on not finding a cure
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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other ...

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three ... the rest are true

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