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Old 08-28-2018, 09:56 AM   #1
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During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.

He described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and took four leaks behind big trees."

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one h*ll of an outdoors man."

"NAH, he replied, "I'm just a sh**ty golfer."
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I quit in 2000.
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