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Old 08-05-2018, 12:18 PM   #1
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Blonde Woman on a Cruise

BLOND WOMAN'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses and make-up.
Really excited!
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck.
Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino!
Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a Luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne.
He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got badly sunburned, and went inside to drink at the piano-bar for rest of day.
Captain saw me, bought me several really large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.
Again I declined. Then he told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship!
I was shocked beyond belief !!
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 1600 lives.
Twice.
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