Older Couple

[rockportfulton]

aging couples .......

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asked, "What is it I can do for you?"

The man said, "We want you to watch us while we have sex."

The doctor looked somewhat puzzled, but then agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $100. Before leaving they made another appointment.

This happened several weeks in a row.
The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave.

After 5 visits, finally the doctor asked,
"Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.

"She's married and we can't go to her place."

And I'm married and we can't go to my house.

The Hampton Inn charges $125. Embassy Suites charges $175.

We can do it here for only $100...AND I get $43 back from Medicare.

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[Cardiac Cid]

This made me smile. Thx for that one

[rockportfulton]

yup, I agree - - the ending especially.