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Old 09-18-2019, 11:08 AM   #1
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There was an electrical engineer and a structural engineer in a bar and the EE stated he thought God was an EE because the human body has such an extensive and complex nervous system that the entire body relies on. The SE disagrees and states that he must be a SE because of the extensive and complex muscle, bones, and movable joints that make up the human body and lends support with excellent movability. At an impasse they ask the construction foreman sitting next to them for his thought on the matter…he states God must be a Civil Engineer, because they are the only ones that would put a waste disposal unit next to a recreational facility.
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