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Old 10-27-2017, 11:35 AM   #1
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Senior Viagra

A senior couple decides to try viagra for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together.
In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs,
a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says.
"It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something.
"How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins,
or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
"Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie?
Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again.
"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says,
"Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"
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Old 11-15-2019, 12:50 AM
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Old 11-15-2019, 07:09 AM   #2
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Strange post, dude. Did you take it from internet or it is your own story? Because Now my age is 47 and starting from 45 I started to use kind of viagra. I didn`t observe any differences in my appetite. I just have better erection when I take it. It can be a side effect, some people have allergy on some medicine, you should consult to doctor. Or may be viagra that you are taking has bad quality. I use just brand viagra. Well, the thing you told is not normal.
It's a joke man, great first post
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Old 11-15-2019, 11:34 AM   #3
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And it is from over 2 years ago. Post made at 11:50 pm drinky drinky
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Old 11-16-2019, 12:25 AM   #4
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It's a joke man, great first post
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And it is from over 2 years ago. Post made at 11:50 pm drinky drinky
It's just spam!

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