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Old 04-11-2019, 05:03 PM   #41
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So I’ve been thinking about this thread because there are many to choose from, but I settled on this one:
Me and my best buddy are about 22-23 years old and at heartbreakers in Dickinson, sitting on the bench against the wall on the right of the main stage drinking beer and mostly minding our own business with an occasional table dance. At some point this group comes in and sits at the two tables right by the stage directly between us and the stage.

Group consists of young guy in a very expensive looking suit, long black hair in a ponytail, lots of jewelry (looked Colombian, think “Miami Vice”), his girl, amazing little thing in a dress that must have been painted on and stopped just below the good stuff, and three very large guys in less impressive suits that sat at the table beside them and proceeded to case the room like they were expecting something to happen. These guys also appeared Latin American, very spooky looking and acting. Young guy pulls out a stack of $20’s that I swear was an inch thick, guessing $10k, and suddenly half the girls in the place are at his table. We watched as he was having around five simultaneous table dances over and over, and were about to leave when!!!:

His girl stands up, walks over to my buddy and jumps in his lap and starts kissing him. The guy didn’t notice yet, but his three goons did! Buddy frozen like a stone, I’m watching us being watched, and then in a split second that dress comes off right over the top...BOOM! Nothing on underneath! Now the guy notices! She got REAL intimate with my friend in the 2 minutes it took for the bouncers to come help her off of him, I’ll leave it there but the description is really interesting in adult only situations.

So after awhile the cops show up and their group is convinced to leave, but I swear that guy and his guys never stopped burning holes through us until they walked out the door. We were so scared you couldn’t imagine. It was probably midnight when they left but we stayed until they closed and requested a police escort to the truck.
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Old 04-12-2019, 09:02 AM   #42
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I met all three of my ex wives at Whiskey Junction, I no longer go to bars!

One time, in between divorces my neighbor and I go to Whiskey Junction, he meets this cute blonde with the fat friend. He says "Hey man, take that fat girl home with you, if you don't this cute one is not going home with me". After much debating and discussing we decided I'll jump on the grenade. This friend I'm with lives in the apartment next door to me, the next morning I go outside the apartment and trip on a couple cans of corn and I think WTH is this???

Anyways, later that day I see my buddy, he says "HEY, did you find that corn I left at your front door?", I said, yeah, I found it, did you put that there? He replies, "Yep, I left it there so you could slop that hog you took home last night"

LOL, I've never forgotten that story, it was funny but I never was his wing man again!

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Old 04-12-2019, 03:31 PM   #43
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Well I could say I hit on her and she said sure. LOL
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