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Old 08-21-2020, 01:14 PM   #1
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The smartest woman in the world!

A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Nancy Pelosi, and a ten year old school girl. The plane is about to crash and there is only four parachutes.
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Dr Fauci, said “I need one, I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He straps on a parachute and jumps.
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The pope said “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.
-- Pelosi said ‘‘I need one, I’m the smartest woman in the United States.” she takes one and jumps.
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President Trump pauses for a moment and then turns to the 10-year-old. After a deep sigh, he says tenderly, "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting".
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The child replies, "Don’t worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the United States took my school backpack.
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Old 09-13-2020, 07:52 PM   #2
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