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Old 11-30-2018, 10:19 AM   #21
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Whats black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman
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Do you know the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
The prostitute will quit screwing you when you die!
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Old 12-15-2018, 09:57 PM   #23
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JUST HAD to put a comment so the perspective of the replies changes. Someone needs to put a new joke on here.
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JUST HAD to put a comment so the perspective of the replies changes. Someone needs to put a new joke on here.
A guy is sanding on the corner and gets run over by a moving truck and is laying the in the street. A man in a suit and briefcase come sup and says I am a lawyer can I help? Man says yea, call 911.
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Why do lawyers wear ties?
Keeps their foreskins from covering their faces.
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lawyers kept bumping their heads on the door going into the courtroom. County budget hearing came up and they requested that they enlarge the doors going in. Budget comments to them was to quit taking Viagra as they were the only ones having a that problem.
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Why do they bury laywers 8 ft deep?
Because, way down deep, they're good guys!

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