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• None of your shirts cover your stomach.
• You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
• You judge drive time solely by the number of beers you need to take.
• You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
• You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
• Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
• You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
• You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
• You own a homemade fur coat.
• The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
• You think the stock market has a fence around it.
• You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
• You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
• You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
• You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
• You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.

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