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THIS ONE'S FOR YOU GUYS!

You Know What “GRITS” Stands For ...
GIRLS RAISED IN THE SOUTH !!!
Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:
Drinking straight out of a can.
Not sending thank you notes.
Velvet after February.
White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.

Southern girls know the three types of school:
Ballroom,
Ballet,
Charm.

Southern girls appreciate their natural assets:
Dewy skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable, Southern drawl.

Southern girls know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"

Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your mother?"
"Love your hair."

Southern girls don't sweat....they glisten.

Southern girls know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern girls have more fun than should be allowed.

Southern girls know their three R's:
Rich
Richer
Richest

Southern girls know their vacation spots:
The Beach
The Beach
The Beach

Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Strapless sun dresses

Southern girls know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Sugah

Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Gone With the Wind
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias

Southern girls know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football

Southern girls know the seasons:
Recruiting
Spring Training
Practice
Football
Needlework

Southern girls know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
GRITS
Country ham
Mouth watering homemade biscuits

Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Richmond
Charleston
Savannah
Birmingham
Nawlins'
NASHVILLE ...

Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos.
Rhett Butler, of course.

Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.

Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon

Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt ...
Slowly lower your eyelashes.
Listen carefully to everything he says.
Speak r-e-a-l slow.

Southern girls know the three deadly sins:
Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad blind dates

Southern girls know men may come and go,
but friends are fo'evah!
Girls
Raised
In
The
South

Now you run along, Sugah, and please
tell this to some other


 

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Good grief AJ. You just described every woman I know; 'cept the religion part. Ya'll take care now. That Frances looks like she's gonna be a bi$ch!
 

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But that football is a bigger religion to Texas girls, I think.........................later,Dave
 

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Fishman said:
Some of them suthern girls have cute assets


Most of that is still true too AJ.
Ya'll come see if we are at the camper. Not sure yet when we will be there. Would love to get together and have dinner. Hope to be there by the 17th.
 

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I think your right Dave. Too much 'round here for the gals to get into Football.

El, We'll try and get up with you. We may need a break. Got the nephews 2 years, and 3 1/2 years old with us along with sister-in -law, and in-laws.

What they don't know is I got them a buddies house, all by their self, free of charge.
He! He! He! Me and Fish Lady can get back to fishing instead of baby sitting & entertaining so much. :)
 

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Baptist, Methodist, and FOOTBALL!! Gotta Love it! Northern Girls are too much into Hip Hop and all that other garbage....
 

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I beg your pardon, Kind Sir! My Company was the first to have Hula Hoops in the state of Pennsyltucky...........As for Hip Hop; from what I have seen, I don't wanna'know anything about it
 

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Hula what????My memory dims after 50 years :D

I have a big mut pestering me for breakfast I suppose. Better tend to that ....and Katie the dog will want to eat if she sees Patzy getting hers, ha ha ha
 

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Blackmail time.

Bubba said:
Hula what????My memory dims after 50 years :D

I have a big mut pestering me for breakfast I suppose. Better tend to that ....and Katie the dog will want to eat if she sees Patzy getting hers, ha ha ha
Uh, how much it worth to ya not to pass that on to patzy????
 

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It is Patzy!Never spell patzy with a lower case "p". She doesnt like that , always use an upper case "P".


patzy makes a point of it and I have to live with her. Not that patzy is hard to live with, she isn't.
 

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Good one. Those are the reason's I married my southern lady. She was born and reered in Vidalia Georga. Her daddy was the Vidalia onion king, he started all that sweet onion crazy in the late 70;s. She was the Vidalia onion queen. She has the best southern yall draw I ever heard. She loves football, lets me hunt and fish all I want as long as the trash is out and the yard is mowed, and like the onion, She's so sweet she will bring tears to my eyes!:cry:


Head over Heels
Rad
 

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THIS IS FROM OUR POSTS IN 2004 we sure had lots of fun!
I will continue to post these.
 

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3 years ago this place was real lively...

Wow, ain't a lot happened in 3 years?

I still like to fish and shoot the bull!
 

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How did it happen

Somebody is using my avatar and and handle. Who are you and how did you get my info.:confused: I didn't write either of the two posts that are in this thread with my name. whats goin' on here.

The only peerson who knew my passwords at any time was Bubba and unless they have 'puters in Heaven I douubt he is the guilty party.............
 
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