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A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me a queen. A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with a small butt, 36DD's,
who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a *****.
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