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Couple married 30 years - - husband sitting in his lazy boy watching football - - suddenly remembers his wife's approaching birthday. setting aside his tall boy he shouts into the kitchen: "... hey, sweetie, I know your birthday's coming up so please give me some idea what you might want ?"
his bride of 30 years comes into view, puts her hands on her hips and remarks: """ what I'd really like is ......... hmmmmmm, how about something that goes from zero to 160 in about 3 or 4 seconds?"""
husband goes to Bed Bath & Beyond and picks out a scale - has it gift wrapped and presents it to his wife on her birthday.
***********and then the fight started !!!#&@*(#$&@)# ************
his bride of 30 years comes into view, puts her hands on her hips and remarks: """ what I'd really like is ......... hmmmmmm, how about something that goes from zero to 160 in about 3 or 4 seconds?"""
husband goes to Bed Bath & Beyond and picks out a scale - has it gift wrapped and presents it to his wife on her birthday.
***********and then the fight started !!!#&@*(#$&@)# ************
