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Why FISHING is better than SEX...
#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you
once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing, you
don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become
famous.
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished
with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel
guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't
object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if They
are really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to
buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
Fishing jokes, and invite
coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of
your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a ! vacation primarily to
enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just fished
last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
 

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How did you know???

How did you know I'm going to work for a Mortgage company??

Now you have my curiosity going how did you know???
 

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Lol

Well duh...its in my profile!!

I had stopped doing that in January. I had my summer all planned out with 3 part-time jobs that let me take off when ever I want to. So I can play in the Gulf of Mexico. But, someone called and offered me a Processor postition which for me will be less stressful...

But, I wanted to be a professional swimmer, and fishing gal this summer....that just sounds so much more adventurous, and it is so much like me to be playing on the water. The weekends offshore, or not always flat like they were Saturday....I'm worse then you guys are!! LOL


The only time you here me Whine is when I can't go offshore. And I'm single??? With no children???

A good name for a boat..."She Whine's A lot Too"
 

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Which one is #1 on your list, Bubba?

Wwell right now number one I is what it says in your signature, "My grace is sufficient for thee", That will have to do for a while long, it is all I have going for me.

It was good for the last six months.
 

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Seahuntress said:
Well duh...its in my profile!!

The only time you here me Whine is when I can't go offshore. And I'm single??? With no children???
LOL

Loves the ocean, single, no kids. We have so much in common except I'm old enough to be your father. Or grandfather in WV.:)
 

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Bubba said:
I once met a guy in Tennessee who was 43 and a grandfather. 4 grand kids. LOL True story. He got married at 16 and so did his daughters. Poor sucker is probably a great grandfather by now at 60.:confused:
 

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Fishman said:
He! He! He! :)
A toast to Fishman and his mimic of Bubba's he-he-he!
 
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