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Why ******** cant be Paramedics

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Why ******** Can't Be Paramedics

A couple of ******** are out in the woods hunting when
one of them grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled
back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What
Should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take
it easy and follow my instructions.. First, let's make
sure he's dead."

There is a silence... and then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"


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One's coming backatcha soon WVAMEDIC!
Yo Medic, You weren't with Bubba when he took a dip in his Basement, were you????
Good joke

Hey,
THat's too funny,great short and to the point.Some jokes are to long and I forget them before I get a chance to tell them.
******* Ambo driver

roger1shot said:
Hey,
THat's too funny,great short and to the point.Some jokes are to long and I forget them before I get a chance to tell them.
Agree.........I can use that one in my monologue when I introduce the players in The Orchestra :idea:
I aint no "Ambo driver"......Huummmmpf...
Thats good LMMFAO.............................................later,Dave
Hey WVAMEDIC .....

WVAMEDIC said:
I aint no "Ambo driver"......Huummmmpf...
I've heard that, too. I heard there's an ad
in the West Virginia newspaper asking for
an "experienced" ambulance driver.
Nes-pah?
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