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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to
my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of

toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will
this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

Stupid, stupid man..........................................later,Dave
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