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It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick
up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She
said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a
hole-in-one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a
ball 400 yards.........

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide
between a wood and an iron

May be I should of posted in the Joke fourm sorry mods...


 

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or you could have scanned the first page of TTMB and saw the other 10 posts with the same jokes in them :rotfl:
 

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Let it go....is this really news....happens everyday to hundreds of people....just because he has ten-hundred-fitty-million $ dosen't make him a special azzwhole....guess it's that privledge aura about him....I'll bet he has never stuck a trout on topwater over 27.5" (neither have I, but I stick to the commitments I have pledged to my wife & the one I have made to myself to surpass the 27.5" mark this Winter)...that is all I have to say about that....:eek:hwell:
 

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That Kalika girl is like the Cleveland Browns...nice uniform but ugly helmet. haha
 
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