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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,

"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do
about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a

So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits Ten seconds later,
computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in
water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks." Thank
for shopping @ Wal-Mart.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a
stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter,
and a
sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits
dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard - get a water softener (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti- fungal
(Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart......................................later,Dave
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