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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,

"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do
about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a
doctor."


So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine
sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits Ten seconds later,
the
computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in
warm
water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks." Thank
you
for shopping @ Wal-Mart.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
began
wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a
stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter,
and a
sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits
ten
dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard - get a water softener (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti- fungal
shampoo.
(Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never
get
better.


Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart......................................later,Dave
 
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