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Subject: FW: A Helping Hand.
> A loud pounding on the door awakens a man and his wife at 3 o'clock in
> the morning. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
> stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
> > > "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the
> morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
> > >
> > > "Who was that?" asked his wife.
> > >
> > > "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
> > >
> > > "Did you help him?" she asks.
> > >
> > > "No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"
> > >
> > > "Well, that wasn't a very Christian thing to do. Can't you remember
> about three months ago when we broke down and those two men helped us?" "I
> think you should go help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
> > >
> > > The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
> pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
> > >
> > > "Yes," comes back the answer.
> > >
> > > "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
> > >
> > > "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
> > >
> > > "Where are you?" asks the husband.
> > >
> > > "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
 

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