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The Female Genie...

While trying to escape through Pakistan ,
Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the
sand and picked it up..
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle
and with a smile said, "Master,
may I grant you one wish?"
Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy
daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I
am? I don't need any common woman giving
me anything."
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant
you a wish or I will be returned
to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled
about the impertinence of the woman and said,
"Very well, I want to awaken with three
American women in my bed in the
morning. So just do it and be off with you.

" The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and
disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed
with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding,
and Nancy Pelosi at his side.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken,
and he had no health insurance.

God is good.
 
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