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> The Creation of West Virginia
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> Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six
>days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel, found Him, resting on the seventh
>day. He inquired of God, "Where have You been?"
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> God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed
>downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made!"
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> Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
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> "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going
>to call it Earth, and it's going to be a great place of balance."
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> "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
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> God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example,
>northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
>southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a
>hot spot. And over there I've placed a continent of white people, while
>over here is a continent of black people."
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> God continued, pointing to different countries."This one will be
>extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in
>ice."
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> The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large
>land mass and said, "What's that one?"
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> "Ah," said God. "That's West Virginia, the most glorious place on
>earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and mountains. The
>people from West Virginia are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous
>and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely
>sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known
>throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
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> Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What
>about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"
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> God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting
>around them in Ohio, Kentucky, Virginia, Pennsylvania and Maryland.
 
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