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Two terrorists are in the shower after their bomb making class, when one notices that the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt. "If you do not mind me saying", said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?" "I regret I cannot." lamented the first terrorist. "It is permantly stuck in my butt." "I do not understand," said the second. The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke. And then a huge old man in an American suit with a white beard and a top hat came out." He said, "I am Uncle Sam the Genie, and I can grant you one wish." I said, "No sheet."
 
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