Ok, more blonds and computers humor...
I hate to date myself...but...20 years ago I helped to put myself through college working as a lab assitant in the computer lab. It was our job to help fellow programing students with their computer programs.
One day a really pretty blond walks in saying she has a problem with her program. She says it wont "run". I ask to see her code, thinking that like everyone else she'll give me a print out of her program. Nah, she's a blond remember. She opens up her purse and pulls out a 5-1/4 inch floppy disk, UNFOLDS it and hands it to me! Don't laugh, she probably is a programmer for your company now.
Another time, another blond....she walks in and says she can't get a print out of her program to bring to me. I ask her why? She says it just won't print. I ask if its out of paper. No, she says it has plenty of paper - just won't print. I walked over to her desk and that is when I learned that blonds don't know what a switch with 1/0 means (note to blonds - in computer jargon 1 is "on" and 0 is "off").
That is when I figured out that the best thing to do is date/marry a brunette - then have her change her hair color to blond. That is the only way to get an intelligent one.
*NOTE* - the above only applies to FEMALES!
When someone says they have a error message and want help, if I ask you to "print screen" so I can see the error message. This is NOT what I mean. J/K
It has been quite there for some time, I hope that is a good sign. I am trying to keep some good tips going and if anyone else has something to share, please post up.