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Tale of Two Woodpeckers

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico, arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker was sure that he could do it, and accepted the challenge.

They flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the 'impeckable' tree with no problem.

Both woodpeckers were now confused. How could the Canadian woodpecker peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they agreed: Tiger Woods was right, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
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