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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.



There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.



Life is sexually transmitted.



Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.



Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.



Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?



Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.



All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


10· In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal..


11· How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?



12· Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?'



13· If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?



14· Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?



15· If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?



16· If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetab les, then what is baby oil made from?



17· Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?



18· Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?



19· Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


 

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i cant help but laugh every time i read number 12
 

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X2 # 1,4, & 6...I'm an RN & have watched people die for 16 years...some preventable, some not...I'm thinking most things are not that bad when done responsibly & in moderation (except cigarettes & crack)...I live my life like I fish these days...I focus on quality rather than quanity... Father-in law coming in town tonight to go fishing with me for a couple days...Tonight I'm cooking blackened redfish w/ crawfish & crabmeat lemon-garlic cream sauce (lots of butter & cream) & dirty rice...I'm sure there will be koobies mixed when he shows up about 4pm...brandy & maybe a cigar after dinner...do I eat & party like this everyday...No. Really not interested in living past 75 or 80, & only then if & still have quality of life...It would be a shame to miss living while you are still alive....Sorry I think I got excited...:eek:hwell:
 
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