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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:



First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in our house next weekend."



Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will Build her a new deck for the pool."



Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife That I will remodel the kitchen for her."



They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"



Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear sun-block."


 

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Works every time. :D
 

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Man....I usually just say "I'm going fishing tomorrow". (as in Friday, tomorrow)

But then, I have one of the better wives out there :wink: !
 

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Too bad this ain't a Golf board

I think the punchline is"Golf course or intercourse?" "wear a jacket honey, its supposed to be chilly today"
 

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chiefcharlie said:
I tried that...Ain't been fishing in a while....
That's just bragging! Either way you win.


I'm going to try that Saturday.... I bet I'm going to be fishing.
 
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