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the time you read through this you will
understand Tenjooberrymuds...
In order to continue
getting-by in America (our home land),
we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by
reading the following conversation until you are able to understand
the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".
With a little patience, you'll be
able to fit right in with the growing trend!!!
The
following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon
sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed
room-service."
RS: " Rye Roon sirbees...morrin! J oowish
to oddor sunteen???"
G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon
and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G:
".....What??"
RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud,
poochd?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry...
scrambled, please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem?
Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An Sahn
toes?"
G: "What?"
RS: "An toes. July Sahn
toes?"
G: "I... don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan
sahn toes???"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't
know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! Toes!..Why
Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "Oh,
English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We
bodder?"
G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
RS:
"Wad?!?"
G: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the
side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS:
"Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's
everything."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem,
Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy... rye??"
G:
"Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjooberrymuds."
G: "You're
welcome."
:wink:
the time you read through this you will
understand Tenjooberrymuds...
In order to continue
getting-by in America (our home land),
we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by
reading the following conversation until you are able to understand
the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".
With a little patience, you'll be
able to fit right in with the growing trend!!!
The
following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon
sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed
room-service."
RS: " Rye Roon sirbees...morrin! J oowish
to oddor sunteen???"
G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon
and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G:
".....What??"
RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud,
poochd?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry...
scrambled, please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem?
Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An Sahn
toes?"
G: "What?"
RS: "An toes. July Sahn
toes?"
G: "I... don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan
sahn toes???"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't
know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! Toes!..Why
Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "Oh,
English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We
bodder?"
G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
RS:
"Wad?!?"
G: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the
side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS:
"Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's
everything."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem,
Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy... rye??"
G:
"Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjooberrymuds."
G: "You're
welcome."
:wink: