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the time you read through this you will

understand Tenjooberrymuds...

In order to continue

getting-by in America (our home land),

we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by

reading the following conversation until you are able to understand

the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be

able to fit right in with the growing trend!!!

The

following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and

room-service:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon

sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed

room-service."

RS: " Rye Roon sirbees...morrin! J oowish

to oddor sunteen???"

G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon

and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G:

".....What??"

RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud,

poochd?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry...

scrambled, please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem?

Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An Sahn

toes?"

G: "What?"

RS: "An toes. July Sahn

toes?"

G: "I... don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan

sahn toes???"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't

know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! Toes!..Why

Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "Oh,

English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We

bodder?"

G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RS:

"Wad?!?"

G: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the

side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS:

"Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's

everything."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem,

Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy... rye??"

G:

"Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjooberrymuds."

G: "You're

welcome."



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