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After being completly shut down for 7 days the need was intence.. All of the dove were just testing my paitence and I know they are off limits with my pellet gun.. Dove season is in full swing here and the weather and the recent disater from Ike. Has had me stoved in the house..
I needed satisfaction,BAD!!!! Karma is wierd, I didn't shoot the Mrs. preaty litttle yard doves and I was awarded a daytime rat..
I have to admit that I was standing in the window biteing my lip with the full flock of whitewing eating the feed...

Thats when the little furry bastage stuck his head out the hole in the deck. You guys know I keep a loaded [ not cocked ] Webly on the shelf beside the sink..

I cranked out the window handle and he ran in the hole, that was my moment to cock the pistol. I knew that the generator had kept them hungry for the last few days , so he would be back!!!! Sure enough there came his little head out the hole, I didn't even turn on the lazer, just put the sights on his head and hit the trigger...
I knew it was all over for his little arse when his head hit the other side of the hole like a bowling ball just hit it..
.22 in the ear
BLISSFULLY EUPHORIC NOW!!!!
Randall
 

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JQ, good to hear it's still "on". Dude, you got more weapons than the law oughta...not really, that's a figure of speech! Good snipe'n!
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Sure am glad you live in pasadena. I'd hate to have that many rats runnin around the place!
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Hop said:
Sure am glad you live in pasadena. I'd hate to have that many rats runnin around the place!
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Hop sit on your back porch at dusk and watch the powerlines and fence tops.
Its wierd... I put an electronic gizmo that makes a noise in my attic, trapped a few and they don't live in my house now.. they just keep coming out of the woodwork of the neighborhood.. Most folks would never know thier there, but I am looking for them [ must be the hunting instinct ].
They are at your place also, you just have to look.
 

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The only rats I see are the ones with bushy tails that like to eat pecans. We have a bright light in the backyard and it keeps alot of the wanderers of the night out. I'd sit outside and watch but, the mosquitos are horrid!
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