Actually, the reason that the drawers are getting smaller is because there are less pirates that could potentially harm these sweet young things. Nowadays, the ony people that have to worry about the pirates are the ones worrying about the Butt Pirates. Hence the reason that the girls shorts are getting shorter and the guys shorts are getting longer
So, Am I to deduce that the pirates are stealing all the large women's underwear leaving only the skimpiest for the women to wear now? Where will it all end?