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Richard Nixon, Princess Di, and Stalin all die and find themselves in the company of the devil.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Stalin asks to call
Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Stalin writes him a check.

Next Princess Di calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so
the Princess writes him a check.

Finally Nixon gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Stalin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Nixon got to call the USA free? The devil replied, ¨Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so naturally.... it's a local call".
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