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That DamnYankee!!
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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands.



Dear Mom,



It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods.

He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit -- I want you to know your grandchildren.


Your daughter,


Judith


PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer...I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home.
 

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That DamnYankee!!
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what the heck just happened? That ain't what I typed
 

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That DamnYankee!!
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BertS said:
have you been partaking of brews yet this morning? lol
I quit doin' that when I quit workin'!LOL
Might need to start again, ain't hardly been right in the head since!
 

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Ice tea and beans
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happens everytime

brain goes to pot, after you quit drinking.........remember Cliff from Cheers, and his thoughts on the subject of drinking weeding out the weaker brain cells....
 
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