[piratelight]

Fort bend co. sheriff deb just came by said one of my neighbors said that my boat was gonna fly in to her house. its way tied off 2 trees and the truck.
i told him it dosent fly off at 80mph on the freeway! I know who is not gonna get a ride out if it floods. Crappy thing is i couldnt do it id have to get them just not how i was raised. just realy ****** me off

 

[Belt Sanders]

Tell them you will put the anchor out. Hehe...
What did the deputy say?

 

[sandollr]

Did you report the barbecue pit and the lawn chairs and the smoker?

"I know who is not gonna get a ride out if it floods"

 

[piratelight]

he said "that'll do" and drove off

 

[sandollr]

that'll do, pig.

My favorite expression of all time.

 

[Mako Mike]

piratelight: Neigborscalled the cops, said my boat was gonna fly into their house.

BeltSanders: Tell them you'll throw the Anchor out.

That is probably the funniest things I have ever friggin read on 2cool!

Now..., you better go throw it out, take a picture of it, and if something does happen, you get to show the insurance adjuster the picture. Then you must take a picture of the look on his face and post it up!

Green to you both.

 

[fishingmanreggie]

Make sure you take the time to make sure the anchor gets stuck. lol

 

[Free_loader]

so did the boat make it? ;-) inquiring minds want to know

 

[Lezz Go]

that'll do, pig.

My favorite expression of all time.

One of my favorite all time quotes, but I'm keeping my man card! LOL!

 

[piratelight]

boat never moved it was the only thing that didnt i did throw out the anchor stuck deep into his front yard should have made him clean his shingles out of it

 

[Jamaica Cove]

Old Biddy-term used loosely

My house is messed up in Galveston, but I can fix it-same for my 2 brothers and parents houses in Galveston (Jam Beach and Sea Isle). I keep a condo in Galleria area for work commute and Monday eve, it was full of evacuees and as I was sitting outside enjoying a beer, this elderly person walks up, waves and then asks if I know whether or not those upstairs units are empty or not-I ask her why and what business is it of hers-she says "They need to pull that tape off their windows." I said lady get a life-it has been two and one half days since 100 mph winds and you are pushing deed restrictions-I wanted to kill her-the inconsiderate self-centered worthless POS of a human being-people are dying, homes destroyed, power outages all over and that GD worthless person wants to file complaints-I think she is your neighbor's mother. I hope when their time comes, they pay and pay dearly-may they suffer worse than anyone else and I hope that nobody ever helps them. Worthless POS folks-please suffer for a very long time. I wish your boat blew into their house and destroyed it-it is called an ACT OF GOD for good reason sometimes. Sorry folks like your neighbor exist.

 

[Hotrod]

My buddy said the same to me. Man you gonna put your boat up, its gonna blow away.
I said it has 195gal of fuel, 2 motors and its hooked to my truck, and I've pulled it 85mph.
I just has alotta leaves in it.

 

[haparks]

wow un-real--im sorry u have such a sorry neighbor--i got one also --the guy is great the wife is a pos--i feel ur pain

 

[Marshman]

Condo Commandos - gotta love em!

One accosted my brother when I kived in South FL..... I think she was from NY or somewhere else up north. She kept pushing him until he told her " Lady, if you don't shut up and leave me alone, I will stuff you in a box and kick you back to NYC". The look on her face was priceless!!!! He normally doesn't say much, but when he does, you get the message!

MM

 

[BuckShot]

Get this, my five year old son and I went to my neighbor to see if we could use his power adapter for ten minutes so he could get a breathing treatment and he said he is charging his cell phones and he would let me know when we could use it. The POS never came over and we drove to some friends house who had a generator. I gave him batteries three years ago for Rita, he has borrowed power tools from me and numerous other items and just wait until the next time he walks over here for anything, I know what the answer is going to be. It makes my blood boil when there is so many giving people in this world and I have this living next to us. Just had to vent a little. Thanks.

 

[o_brother]

Its sad to see how people you think are friends turn you down when you need some help... Hey Buckshot, I would have a list of things waiting to say and do if a neighbor I helped did something like that to me...

Mike

 

[piratelight]

well i have an update stupid guy comes over today and says "your tree limb is in my tree and you need to remove it" ha ha ha yea right mind you this "limb" is not much more than a twig 4 or 5 feet long and yes clearly came off my tree but is hanging in his tree ten feet from the property line. moron go buy a rope no you cant use any of mine. and when it floods you dont get a ride... still

 

[piratelight]

Get this, my five year old son and I went to my neighbor to see if we could use his power adapter for ten minutes so he could get a breathing treatment and he said he is charging his cell phones and he would let me know when we could use it. The POS never came over and we drove to some friends house who had a generator. I gave him batteries three years ago for Rita, he has borrowed power tools from me and numerous other items and just wait until the next time he walks over here for anything, I know what the answer is going to be. It makes my blood boil when there is so many giving people in this world and I have this living next to us. Just had to vent a little. Thanks.

i would have taken his inverter at gun point and promply shot his charging phones

 

[country7]

Get this, my five year old son and I went to my neighbor to see if we could use his power adapter for ten minutes so he could get a breathing treatment and he said he is charging his cell phones and he would let me know when we could use it. The POS never came over and we drove to some friends house who had a generator. I gave him batteries three years ago for Rita, he has borrowed power tools from me and numerous other items and just wait until the next time he walks over here for anything, I know what the answer is going to be. It makes my blood boil when there is so many giving people in this world and I have this living next to us. Just had to vent a little. Thanks.

WOW this guys picture wuld be in the dictionary as the meaning for the word DOUCHEBAG