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A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!”


The madam is astonished: “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.”


The trucker replies, “Listen sweetheart, I ain’t horny, I’m homesick.”
 
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