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Kayak tragedy in Anchorage,,,

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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage
man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry
Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information concerning your wife," said
one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news,
some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he
asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five
pound King crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
great news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

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I quickly clicked on this thread since I'm a kayaker too and found a really funny joke. If I had time, I'd copy it to Texas kayak Fisherman. Good one.
Thats Funny I Liked That
Spout your a sick & twisted fella..
do it again.

I used to live up there and I remember that one with the exception of the kayak part. That's not one that's just made up for us down in the lower 48 or "outside" to Alaskans. That one's told locally and the way they like their seafood, I kinda beleive it may have it's roots in truth somewhere. ;)
Sick, but funny.
Crabbing will never be the same.
You a sick puppy. But that was funny.
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