[Farmer Jim]

I plan to go to the boat after work like we originally planned, put the big tackle in the rod holders, load the coolers with 200lb of ice...and spend the rest of the evening sitting in the fighting chair with a bent butt in my left hand, drinking frozen margaritas with my right hand until I run out of ice.

Now that's funny. I have this mental image of boats all up and down the docks at the marina with rods in the holders and people sitting in the cockpits with margaritas in their hands and dazed looks on their faces as the rain drips off their noses. I guess a little later the vans arrive and the guys in white coats start gathering them up.