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Beer As Seen By Seven Year Olds
A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of beer'. Some
interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching.
'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my
mom gets.'
--Tim, 7 years old
'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when
he is asleep, so beer is nice.'
--Mellanie, 7 years old
'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and
takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'
--Grady, 7 years old
''My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the
more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
--Toby, 7 years old
'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he
shouldn't have too much.
--Sarah, 7 years old
'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he
danced right into the pool.'
--Lilly, 7 years old
'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on
the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
--Ethan, 7 years old
--Ethan, 7 years old
'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
--Shirley, 7 years old
AND THE BEST RESPONSE
'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever
she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street
again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
-- Jack, 7 years old
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AND THE BEST RESPONSE
'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever
she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street
again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
-- Jack, 7 years old
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Tiger is a beer drinker? Who thought! Great post. Very funny!
 

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I was thinking of Sarah, but thought "maybe she changed her name, so nobody would know she was talking about her dad..."

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Right...I think 24 Buds has a 7 y/o daughter named Sarah.....
nope not me. I do remember my wife telling me that our daughter was in the store with her at 3 years old, walked by the beer section, and she went to the Bud Light section and said "thats what daddy drinks!" she was excited but mamma wasn't so proud at that moment! lol

I kinda had you in mind when I saw this............wonder why?
Got me!
 
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