[uncleray]

Before the annual Aunt Joyce's Place get together I sent instructions to everyone that only one drink per person was allowed and to hold down cost everyone had to bring their own cup and what do I get.

 

[Aunt Joyce]

uncleray!!!! You promised me that you'd black out the image of my brother! You forgot, I guess! Don't you remember that he said because he was in deep cover for the FBI his picture is not to be shown????
Remember he's the one in front right wearing blue jeans and short sleeved blue shirt holding one of those white styrofoam cups. Better get him out of there before anyone sees him!
Thanks!

 

[Bubba]

I got a new stainless stell themos for my java

I havent had a drink since Sept 1st 05, nor shot any body either, :ac550:

 

[WVAMEDIC]

Years ago I procured a stainless steel urinal from a hospital and have used it at many a picnic and cookout since. I get some strange looks, but the beer stays cold......

 

[bluefin]

Ahhh, reminds me of SFA in Nacogdoches.

 

[Bubba]

Nacogdoches La.?

 

[Mrs Backlasher]

I 'speck he means Stephen F. Austin University in Nacogdoches, Texas.

 

[Bubba]

Hello Mrs. Backlasher, how are you.
Havent heard from you in a while.

 

[Aunt Joyce]

NOW...LET'S GET BACK TO MY BROTHER, UNCLERAY!!!! NO RESPONSE?? ARE YOU COMPLETELY DEFT OF ANY EMOTIONAL FEELINGS, SIR!? (whoops! that's from the Macarthur hearings!) MY BROTHER SAYS NOW HE'LL HAVE TO MOVE OVER TO THE CIA!
NOW GET HIM OUT OF THAT PICTURE!

 

[uncleray]

NOW...LET'S GET BACK TO MY BROTHER, UNCLERAY!!!! NO RESPONSE?? ARE YOU COMPLETELY DEFT OF ANY EMOTIONAL FEELINGS, SIR!? (whoops! that's from the Macarthur hearings!) MY BROTHER SAYS NOW HE'LL HAVE TO MOVE OVER TO THE CIA!
NOW GET HIM OUT OF THAT PICTURE!

He's working undercover in his super secret disguise.

 

[WVAMEDIC]

I'm confused

 

[Bubba]

You most generaly are. What is it today little buddy?

 

[WVAMEDIC]

I'm late with my period and I'm worried.

 

[uncleray]

I'm late with my period and I'm worried.

Are you sure you just late and not due????

 

[Sketch]

Is that a West Virginia thing?

 

[Bubba]

A period? here, take mine, I aint need'n it >>>>>.<<<<<<<

 

[Aunt Joyce]

Great Job DONE, Uncleray!

Now I Won't Have To Give My Brother Your Name And Address! It Was Scary for a while!

By The Way....the CIA turned him down! They said that they were told the everyone in the whole world knows what he looks like now.

Thanks again!