*Married 45 years, I took a look at my wife *
*one day and said, "Honey, 45 years ago, we *
*had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on *
*a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and *
*white TV, but I got to sleep every night with *
*a hot 20 year old. Now, we have a nice house, *
*nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but *
*I'm sleeping with a 65 year old woman. It**
seems to me that you are not holding up your *
*side of things."**
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told *
*me to go out and find a hot 20 year old, and *
*she would make sure that I would once again *
*be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap *
*car, sleeping on a sofa bed....*
*one day and said, "Honey, 45 years ago, we *
*had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on *
*a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and *
*white TV, but I got to sleep every night with *
*a hot 20 year old. Now, we have a nice house, *
*nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but *
*I'm sleeping with a 65 year old woman. It**
seems to me that you are not holding up your *
*side of things."**
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told *
*me to go out and find a hot 20 year old, and *
*she would make sure that I would once again *
*be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap *
*car, sleeping on a sofa bed....*