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>>Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden, feeling very lonely.
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>> So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
>>Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
>>God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would
be a woman.
>>He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook
for
>>you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
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>>She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not
nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when
you've had a disagreement. She will praise you for every little thing
that you do!
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>>She will bear your children.
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>>and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of

>>them.
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>>"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
>>passion whenever you need it."
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>>Adam, duly impressed, asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
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God replied, "An arm and a leg."
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>> What?!!! Adam was shocked and being the cheapskate that he is,
asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
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>>So, of course, the rest is history ...
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>>If only Adam had not been a Cheapskate ....
 
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