A West Virginian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
>different hell for each state.
>He goes first to the Pennsylvania hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He
>is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they
>lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Pennsylvania devil
>comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the
>sound of that at all, so he moves on.
>He checks out the Maryland hell, the Ohio hell, and many more. He discovers
>that they are all more or less the same as the Pennsylvania hell. Then he
>comes to the West Virginia hell and finds that there is a very long line of
>people waiting to get in.
>Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in
>an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
>another hour. Then the West Virginia devil comes in and whips you for the
>rest of the day."
>"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells. why are so many
>people waiting to get in?"
>"Because the electricity is always off, someone stole all the nails out of
>the bed, and the devil used to work for the State Road. He comes in,
>punches his time card, leans on his whip for a while and then goes back
>home..."
>
>
>different hell for each state.
>He goes first to the Pennsylvania hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He
>is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they
>lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Pennsylvania devil
>comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the
>sound of that at all, so he moves on.
>He checks out the Maryland hell, the Ohio hell, and many more. He discovers
>that they are all more or less the same as the Pennsylvania hell. Then he
>comes to the West Virginia hell and finds that there is a very long line of
>people waiting to get in.
>Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in
>an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
>another hour. Then the West Virginia devil comes in and whips you for the
>rest of the day."
>"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells. why are so many
>people waiting to get in?"
>"Because the electricity is always off, someone stole all the nails out of
>the bed, and the devil used to work for the State Road. He comes in,
>punches his time card, leans on his whip for a while and then goes back
>home..."
>
>