Capt of the spyglass Potlicker club!
A filthy rich Floridian man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Harvey, the only ******* in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the
backyard of his mansion. Harvey was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10 ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in." The
words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Harvey in the pool! Harvey was fighting the gator and kicking its ***! Harvey was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Harvey and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Harvey strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Harvey then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well, Harvey, I reckon I owe you a million dollars,"
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Harvey. The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks, I don't want it," answered Harvey.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something.
That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?" Again Harvey said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Harvey, then what do you want?"
Harvey said, "I want the name of the sumbeach who pushed me in the pool!"