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Feel free to move this to the joke page, I just thought we could use some levity here. :)
-Pablo

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; For
example...

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in,
but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are
pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain
water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to
the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male.
But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
 

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Definitely needed that!!

Glad to see you're back home and up to the usual mischief. Those are worth printing up and passing around (get's tricking forwarding jokes around the office on e-mail.)

Lil Bit
 
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