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Equine connoisseur
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Feel free to move this to the joke page, I just thought we could use some levity here. :)

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; For

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in,
but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
people up.

8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to
the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male.
But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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