>My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and
>illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty
>to illegal immigrants or not, etc.
>Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the
>Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve
>the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal
>I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and
>cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in Pesos so they have to go
>home to spend it.
>I love it when a plan comes together.