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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the young pastor from her church came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting area. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing the Hammond organ in her living room, the preacher noticed a pretty glass bowl was filled with water and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When Miss Beatrice returned with tea and scones the preacher tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist asking. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?", pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?' "I was walking through the park a few weeks ago and found this interesting little package on the ground."


"The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had even a touch of the flu all winter?"
 
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