Got this in an email the other day.
> > On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
> > coastal area for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the sea wall
> > On Galveston Isle in his Pope mobile when suddenly he notices a
> > commotion just off shore. There was John Kerry struggling frantically
> > To free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched,
> > horrified, a speedboat came racing up with two men aboard. One of the
> > men, President George W. Bush quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's
> > while **** Cheney reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious
> > John Kerry from the water. Then using (autographed Round Rock Express)
> > Baseball bats, the two heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it
> > boat.
> > Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give
> > You my blessings for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that
> > was some bitter hatred between President Bush and John Kerry, but now
> > have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
> > As the Pope drove off, President Bush asked **** "Who was that?"
> > "It was the Pope," **** replied. "He is in direct contact with God
> > Has all of God's wisdom."
> > "Well," President Bush said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but
> > He doesn't know squat about shark fishing................how's the
> > holding up?"