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Dogs' queries to God

Dear God,
When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

Dear God,
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God,

Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom if ever, smell one another?

Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake a paw to get in?

Dear God,
Why do my owners go to the bathroom in the best freshwater bowl in the house?

Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God,
Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog:
*I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it, or after they throw it up.
*I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
*The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
*The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
*My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
*I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.
*I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
*Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying 'hello.'
*I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
*I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
*I will not throw up in the car.
*I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
*I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over.
*The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

Dear God,
Pleeeeze ... may I have my testicles back?

 

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that was so cute aunt joyce! thanks
 

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Sparky I'm with you 100%

When you're talking about Texas. "I wasn't born in Texas, but...."

I've been through Texas twice. Once on the Amtrak on my way to Arizon. Then returning on the Amtrak headed for Florida.

There was a train conductor "Capt. Love" who boarded at Texarkana and left the train at Dallas. He played games with us, flirted with the ladies and gave out momentos (including pictures of himself). The Texas ride was the most enjoyable and the people from Texas made us feel like we wanted to get off the train and stay in texas.

This past year I have become deeply involved with reading about the Civil War. So I have a second place I'd love to live. That's "West, by God. Vir-gin-ee-ahh!".

And, if you're interested, you probably would enjoy viewing
Kaufman County, TX Civil War Units

At: http://www.rootsweb.com/~txkaufma/civilwar/civilwar.htm

An excellent site that shows the big part Texas played as a confederate state during the Civil War.

Gosh, how I love this United States!

(and thanks for the nice comment about the "Dogs' queries to God")

For your entertainment as a soon-to-be-Texan, here are some very honarable animations.

1. States breaking from Union before Civil War
2. One of theTexas Calvary flags
3. 6th Texas Infantry flag
4. 9th Texas Infantry flag
5. 3rd Texas Calvary flag
6. Navyjack
 
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